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2011-01-03 05:19:05 by iamrllyhawt

MMMMMMRRRGHGHHHHEEERRRFFDDEERWWWBBHHUU URR. *POP*

i barely got that stethoscope out of my nose.

a NOSE?! icanhaspl0x?

NUUUUU! i need for smelling things. like my exquisite collection of smelly felts.

kthxbai.

L8TER G8TER.

where is my finger? i think i misplaced it!

:o there it is. left it on my rutabaga.

IMMA MAKE SOME STEEEEEEWW!!!!11

*creates delectable dish out of rutabaga and snail innards that tastes like a large metal fan hitting you in the face after being launched out of sauropod's anus*

*tastes* AAAAAAGGHRHRUUKKKERRMMM@#@#@#!!!11

that, does not taste like chicken. <.< >.> i will now go for *dramatic pause* a walk.

on his walk:

*finds a bedraggled young lad with four arms and an unwanted pair of llama shoes*

*note deep voice* WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME KNITTED, GENTLY USED, 3-TOED LLAMA SHOES?

3 toes?

MUTANT LLAMA. RARE BREED.

ah. what other mutant features does it have...

UUUUHHHMMMMM...... HE CAN DETECT A RUTABAGA FROM A MILE AWAY. HE HAS LIKE *counts with fingers* ummm *brings out toes* 6 NOSTRILS?

:[]! I MUST HAVE THIS MAGNIFICENT BEHEMOTH!

5 DOLLARS.

that's it?

ONLY IF YOU BUY THE SHOES.

cool. ALL THE RUTABAGAS WILL BE MINE. MWUAAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHBWAHAHWAHAHUAHA UHAUUHAHAHAAAA!!!!!1111111

BYE.

wait! you must try my steeewW!!

*sip* AAAGGHHH!!! *morphs into Megatron* AAARRGGH! DIE HUMAN!@

never! go, mutant llama, i choose yooouuu!!!

llama: MMWWaahh.

Mutant llama, inhale!

*the mutant llama concentrates all it's energy to it's sinuses, then inhales with a mighty gust*

-Megatron is unaffected- HAHAA! DIE-

NO! i am not finsihed yet!

hmm?

Mutant llama, sneeze!

ACHHOOO!! *BOOM* *a shock wave stronger than any atom bomb pushes out from the nostrils of the mighty, smelly creature. the gust sweeps Megatron off his feet, resulting in him screaming like a little girl (the pitch of which deafened anyone in the immediate area, and people as far as tokyo screamed "Godzillaa!!"), Megatron then was launched high up into the air, where he was gang-banged* by a flock of seagulls (angry with him after he called them wet-poopers) and slowly died of peck injuries.*

*by banged i mean he got the crap beaten out of him.

-it's super effective-

YYEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!11 *que victory pose*


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