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i should probably put something smart here.... uhm.... duuuhhrr.... get on my horse, its amazing. IT TASTES LIKE RAISINS. hehe... blurb is a funny word... i like having fun...and laughing at things that are only remotely sexual.

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2011-07-03 00:57:46 by iamrllyhawt

kieth, have you seen my mule?

i think i left it at the ranch to finish eating.



so... if i stuff these apples up my rectum i'll turn into solid gold? AWESOME.

yes, now there are some side effects- i throroughly test all my produce!

what? like zits and stuff? i got like a zillion of those, doc.

no.. not like that..

spit it out, doc, my mom wants me to pick up my sister soon.

well, you see.. some patients suffer from light rashes, maybe even some irritating boils before the gold takes effect. but others, well, they..

i got a freind with 3 legs and a disfunctional nasal pasage that causes him to spray flem when he speaks. you can't freak me out, doc. not even with godzilla, ok?

they turn into satan, steven, satan.

they what?


haha! sweet, i'm giving this to my sister! :D wait it wouldn't have an effect on my sister... :\

oh god, steven.

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Six Pointer 10 Points You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud! Medal Stats.
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Slaughter Rank: Seas of Blood 25 Points [Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode. Medal Stats.
Nexus Victory [Easy] 10 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty Medal Stats.
Slaughter Rank: Psychopath 25 Points [Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode. Medal Stats.
Slaughter Rank: Wargod 25 Points [Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode. Medal Stats.
Slaughter Rank: Impaler 10 Points [Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode. Medal Stats.
Slaughter Rank: Bloodied 10 Points [Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode. Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 168 (From 39 different games.)

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